Crimes for Hard Times

Found yourself ostracized from the great American Rat Race? Have you been without gainful employment so long you feel like a biblical era leper? Are you at your wits end trying to make those ends meet? Has God and government let you down?

Fear not, for within this handbook is salvation for entrepreneurial risk takers willing to consider exciting opportunities in a life of crime. Providing satirical insights into ground floor, entry-level career paths successful criminals have chosen in the past, this fast read, offers the Long-Term Unemployed creative alternatives to food pantries panhandling and homeless shelters.